Legal Speed

'Step on up folks and get your dose of legal speed brought to you by the pushers at Big Pharma, Inc.

Have trouble with ADD, ADHD or Binge Eating Disorder? Try Vyvance! Another legal amphetamine produced by Big Pharma and available through your friendly neighborhood doctor, aka legal drug pusher. Pay no attention to that “sudden death” side effect experienced by some users. Amphetamines are good for you! That is, if you buy them off of the guys in the white coats.'


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