'There’s a man out there who’s trying to get your three-year old hooked on hard-core drugs. He’s a guy you respect and look up to. He’s a guy you know and trust: someone who’s been in your child’s life since they were born.
He’s a friend of the family: just looking out for you. And he’ll convince you he’s doing this for your kids: that they need these drugs for their own good. He may even set your kids up for free – at first. ‘Just a sample: it’s on the house. Give it a try – you’re gonna like it…’
And he’s got a big bag full of tricks: all kinds of pretty pills. Pretty pills that will help your kid: colorful candy that will improve your kid.
This bag of tricks can do almost anything for your child:
- Take a kid who’s hyper and calm ‘em down.
- Help a troubled child tow the line.
- Turn a failing student into a star scholar.
And chances are you’ll fall for it. After all, why wouldn’t you? He’s even got a license to prove he knows what he’s doing.'